Dictionary


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Balders n:Thomas Baldwin
Big Man n:Garry Barr
Big Tit n:St Paul's Cathedral (orig. the shape of the dome that looks similar to a woman's breast)
BNJ abbr:Bloody Nick Jones
bonus int:fantastic
Brucester n:Becky Bruce
to Bound v:to change pubs from the Goodman's Field to the Liberty Bounds when the former stops serving
to camp it up v:to send quarter or peal details to the Campanophile website
carnage n:the aftermath after something has gone wrong (for example a touch of Stedman can end in carnage as can a particularly alcoholic pub session)
Chaz n:Charles Herriott (also Chazmeister or Chazillicious) See also Herriotty
cheeky chunder n:a vomit than cannot be described in any way as tactical (for example into a flowerpot in the Lord Mayor's parlour!)
cheeky touch n:a piece of ringing lasting a few minutes used when the tower captain entrusts the conductor to determine the most sensible length of touch for the situation e.g.: Chris, could you call us a cheeky touch of Stedman
comedy adj:describes an amusing event (for example watching somebody severely under the influence of alcohol attempt to ring a bell up)
constitution n:the body of rules that govern the way the society is run, often quoted and argued over at meetings. See also secret ballot
controversial adj:the usual response to a new or radical idea e.g.: Shall we go somewhere other than the Goodman's Fields? Controversial!
Cool Brad n:Andrew Bradford
coolio adj:cooler than cool
cunning adj:an ingenious idea
danger danger n:a warning of something that could be viewed as being hazardous or likely to cause problems. e.g.: I'd been drinking beer all evening and then went on to cider. Danger danger! See also high voltage
dither n:a long period of indecisiveness with the end result of a lot of wasted drinking minutes, a tradition at which the society excels (for example the debate as to which pub to go to often whilst standing outside the one that will eventually be decided upon anyway)
Dave twin n:a car identical in all but the number plate to Dave
disco n:1) the dance fest that follows the UL annual dinner 2) abbreviation for Discovery, a very nice Fuller's beer
Dave n:Lucy Bricheno's car
Dottley n:Dave Ottley
downwards adv:the command to commence ringing something at the end of a practice which is guaranteed to fire out
El Pres n:the president (orig Spanish el presidente = the president)
error n:a mistake e.g.: I tried to dodge with you and then realised that I should have been making places. Error! See also schoolboy error
excellent adj:(pron. spoken in a deep, slightly scary voice attempting to sound like a cyberman) extremely good
exciting (pr. ppl. v. to excitsomething that could be described as being thrilling
explode v:the stage when somebody (usu. Peter) is getting a bit too excited over something e.g.: That is so exciting, I might actually explode
fiend n:somebody who is very good at something e.g.: You're a Stedman fiend!
finger-wigglingly good adj:the state when something is so good or exciting that Lucy Bricheno's fingers move up and down uncontrollably
focus n:a specifically aimed practice designed to help somebody with their ringing, usually on handbells e.g.: Kent focus
focus suff:placed at the end of almost any word or phrase describing doing something e.g.: District line focus, church hall focus, bell focus
Fresher Jon n:Jonathan Westlake (sometimes abbreviated to Fresh)
genius n:a very clever person or idea
get in int:1) a request to get inside something (for example the tower when it is raining) 2) to show approval of something. See also get out
get out int:1) a request to get outside of something 2) the traditional response to "get in"
good skills n:a term of congratulation to somebody who has achieved something impressive e.g.: Was that your first quarter inside? Good Skills!
Great Barr n:1) A suburb of Birmingham with a ring of 6 2) Garry Barr (orig. Great (as in large or occasionally fantastic) + Barr)
gutbuster n:a very large meal that even manages to be too much food for certain members of the society known for their eating prowess
Herriotty n:(pron. spoken in a deep Slavic accent in an attempt to sound like a vodka swilling Croatian) Charles Herriott (orig. the surname of Charles's presumed Croatian family)
high voltage int:the traditional response to "danger danger"
issues n:to have a problem with something e.g.: I'm having a few navigational issues!
J Egg abbr:James Eggleston
JP abbr:Peter Jasper
JW abbr:Jon Waters (usage: not Jon Westlake)
lameo n:unconvincingly feeble excuse to do something other than a UL event e.g.: He's not coming to the pub because he's being lameo
to large it v:to go out being "one of the lads" usually involving copious amounts of alcohol and Cool Brad
legend n:a person who has done something of note within the society
meal buddy n:a person who is willing to share a two-fer with you. e.g.: Do you fancy being a meal buddy? See also two-fer
mission n:a difficult challenge (for example to attempt to drink the most at the dinner)
ner-ner-ne-ner-ner int:(pron. In a sing-song type of voice like you used to do when you were at primary school) So there (also ner ner ne ner and indeed ner)
Naughty Heather n:Heather Forster (abbr. NH, not to be confused with Nick Hartley)
Ollyphant n:Oliver Cross (orig. Olly + elephant)
passing loop n:the last thing you hear when trying to have a conversation with Nick Jones on a train e.g.: So Nick, as I was saying, what did you think... sorry, passing loop! (synonyms: signalbox, station, track, platform etc.)
pizza and tea n:1) a euphemism for a chap taking a girl back to his place e.g.: Fancy coming back for some pizza and tea? (accompanied by a wink!) 2) an Italian type of food and an oriental drink eaten when Peter invites you back to his place e.g.: Fancy coming back for some pizza and tea? (accompanied by a frozen pizza and teabags!)
pintage n:the act of going for a pint of beer. See also pubbage
Perty n:Rupert Littlewood
poodle n:Peter Jasper's hair, believed by some to be a separate entity e.g.: Shall we ask the poodle?
pubbage n:the act of going to a public house
PPP n:Pre-practice pint
Q n:1) (also Big Q or K) Quentin Jackson 2) Believed by some to be the initial letter of the capital of Malaysia
Quentin's sock n:a knitted garment for the foot and lower leg owned by Q rumoured not to be used for the usual purpose
really adv:(pron. emphasis on first syllable preferably at a pitch as high as possible) an expression of disbelief and usually excitement in a particularly juicy piece of gossip e.g.: The UL have been invited to be the subject of a television documentary. Really?
regular rectangle n:a square e.g.: Be there or be a regular rectangle (also arch. rectangularshaped thing)
remedial n:a harsher term for a tonk implying that medical attention may be required.
riduckulous adj:something that is even more ludicrous than a ridiculous thing
Rude-mobile n:Dave Hills's car
schoolboy error n:a mistake that happens so regularly that you kick yourself every time you make it (for example ringing Stedman Caters and turning around in 4-5 instead of 6-7 at a bob)
secret ballot n:1) a vote where people mark ballot papers, controversially all UL elections are conducted in this way regardless of the number of candidates standing for a post 2) a threat to decide something in this manner if a long dither is looking imminent (for example which pub to go to when two different places are suggested simultaneously)
sess n:(pron. sesh) an abbreviation of session
session n:a prolonged period usually involving drinking beer in a pub. see also sess
Spoon's n:a pub owned by J.D. Wetherspoon or one of a similar vein
tactical chunder n:the act of removing the contents of one's stomach so one can get back to drinking without feeling unwell, usually done discreetly
tidy piles n:an instruction to keep your pile of cards in a tidy fashion, essential when playing bridge with Lucy Bricheno
tonk n:1) a plonker or idiot 2) Rupert Littlewood (usu. The Tonk)
tonkish behaviour n:the way of acting like a tonk
Tonkmeister n:an alternative to The Tonk
Trimbo n:Mike Trimm
triv n:the pub quiz machine that eats all your money
tubeage n:the act of using London's underground network
two-fer n:to deal with somebody in a presumed violent way e.g.: If you knock over my pint I'm going to waste you.
to waste v:to deal with somebody in a presumed violent way e.g.: If you knock over my pint I'm going to waste you.
UL n:Generally accepted abbreviation for the society. For usage see "The First UL".
wasted adj:the state reached after consuming far too much alcohol than is strictly necessary.
waster n:1) somebody who is, or appears to be wasted 2) a general term of abuse and/or endearment