| schoolboy error n: | a mistake that happens so regularly that you kick yourself every time you make it (for example ringing Stedman Caters and turning around in 4-5 instead of 6-7 at a bob) |
| secret ballot n: | 1) a vote where people mark ballot papers, controversially all UL elections are conducted in this way regardless of the number of candidates standing for a post 2) a threat to decide something in this manner if a long dither is looking imminent (for example which pub to go to when two different places are suggested simultaneously) |
| sess n: | (pron. sesh) an abbreviation of session |
| session n: | a prolonged period usually involving drinking beer in a pub. see also sess |
| Spoon's n: | a pub owned by J.D. Wetherspoon or one of a similar vein |
