Dictionary

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to camp it up v:to send quarter or peal details to the Campanophile website
carnage n:the aftermath after something has gone wrong (for example a touch of Stedman can end in carnage as can a particularly alcoholic pub session)
Chaz n:Charles Herriott (also Chazmeister or Chazillicious) See also Herriotty
cheeky chunder n:a vomit than cannot be described in any way as tactical (for example into a flowerpot in the Lord Mayor's parlour!)
cheeky touch n:a piece of ringing lasting a few minutes used when the tower captain entrusts the conductor to determine the most sensible length of touch for the situation e.g.: Chris, could you call us a cheeky touch of Stedman
comedy adj:describes an amusing event (for example watching somebody severely under the influence of alcohol attempt to ring a bell up)
constitution n:the body of rules that govern the way the society is run, often quoted and argued over at meetings. See also secret ballot
controversial adj:the usual response to a new or radical idea e.g.: Shall we go somewhere other than the Goodman's Fields? Controversial!
Cool Brad n:Andrew Bradford
coolio adj:cooler than cool
cunning adj:an ingenious idea